credits to ms. nataxiah.. i really like her misheard parodies..

LONG NUMBER

Junsu:
Hey you, Wait up
Touch my tushy
Chuck the girl
go walking alone
watching her tall
macho men--ten
I ran, I knew she mellow
You told me
"set your mind on mine"

Micky:
Is she gonna hit ya?
You looking lethal, I ran
Is she the one Yunho had sex
and gave her to the man?
Excuse me, Micky go get towel
Yeah

Changmin:
Surround me and mother
Not a cottonball
She got one chance
to either say it
or to chuck it and go--No
Nor do you delay
I shouldn't chose that game
we got two emo jackets
I said,

CHorUs:
You got the Wrong number
You got the Wrong number
I'm sorry you got the wrong number
so don't call me no more

Yunho:
Munching on a Mushroom
Howl out, I gooey goo
Only some mugger I
murder got put up for gold
Now we have gotta
toll my jeep

Jaejoong:
Because she hit on my low
C'mon, HA, She's mine
She just sings, "push all the saliva
Don't approve the mango"
Then GO
Can't control my hair,
My darling leave me more hair
Don't dare hang up on her, I said

You got the Wrong number
You got the Wrong number
(But I guess you got a soul)
I'm sorry you got the wrong number
so don't call me no more

Junsu: Is she your buddy?
Yunho: She your buddy?
Junsu: I caught your buddy
Yunho: Caught your buddy
Junsu: Nobody here could be a witness
so just gimme my love
yunho: (gimme my love)
JunsU: all she did was make you
mistreating my doll
Bully, don't..
Don't act peacefully..

Changmin: More of the cheaters RESET RESET!

Jaejoong:
I reach out
nobody hears [dot.dot]
Join, you'll get one hat on your head
Come, let's go battle all the fish
You get out their cash
Don't eat salami
Yes, I already told
Your head, I'm your heir
Only now, I'm a vegan
All power to dashing France
and eating, yo, what

Yunho:
OF course I'm a champ
Wanna be a champ
IN a corset, not getting old
(I'm so dashing!)
Don't get sorry yet
Let's see what you
compete on my date
You might think
I don't know what you SAY
Plus, none of us
Even care what you SAY
that's the system,
I'm so smart
From my money
It's so obvious

You got the Wrong number
You got the Wrong number
I'm sorry you got the wrong number
(just don't call)
so don't call me no more

If you must, someone
will ship you away

You got the Wrong number
(Does she know this hair is mine?)
You got the Wrong number
(I told her, so long to gym, man!)
I'm sorry you got the wrong number
so don't call me no more

Hey man, tell a joke
The man, could not joke.. oh yeah..